How much of your hard-earned cash are you willing to part with?
We legally have to tell you what your money buys (spoiler: the expensive one is better)
| Feature | Dirt Cheap | Actually Useful | Digital Baller |
|---|---|---|---|
| Digital Hoarding Capacity | |||
| Storage Capacity | 100MB | 5GB | 50GB |
| Maximum File Size | 5MB | 25MB | 100MB |
| File Version History | None | 30 days | 90 days |
| Secure File Sharing | |||
| Advanced Sharing Controls | |||
| Meme Factory | |||
| Template Library | Basic (20+) | Advanced (100+) | Complete (200+) |
| Custom Text Styling | |||
| Upload Custom Templates | |||
| Watermark Removal | |||
| Nerdy API Stuff | |||
| API Access | |||
| API Rate Limits | N/A | 1,000 req/day | 10,000 req/day |
| API Keys | 0 | 3 | 10 |
| Human Interaction | |||
| Support Response Time | Community | 24 hours | 4 hours |
| Priority Support | |||
| Dedicated Account Manager | |||
All the answers that our legal team reluctantly approved
Sure, switch plans like you switch personality traits. Upgrade instantly and we'll happily charge you more money right away. Downgrade and we'll drag our feet until the end of your billing cycle because we're petty like that.
You'll hit a digital brick wall. You can still see your precious files, but you can't add more until you either delete something (sad) or upgrade (give us more money). We'll send passive-aggressive notifications as you approach your limit.
We'll give you 14 days to fall in love with our premium features before we start extracting money from your bank account. Don't worry, we won't charge you until the trial ends - we're money-hungry, not monsters. Downgrade to the free tier anytime if you're broke.
Yes, we have a soft spot for do-gooders. Email sales@weggle.xyz with proof you're actually making the world better, and we might give you a discount. No promises, though - our investors are watching.
All the usual suspects: Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Discover, PayPal. We don't accept cryptocurrency because we're not that desperate yet. Enterprise customers can use bank transfers, IOUs, or firstborn children (legal dept says we have to clarify this is a joke).
We'll hold your data hostage for 30 days while sending increasingly desperate emails. After that, we'll consider your stuff abandoned property and might auction it off to the highest bidder. (Actually, we'll just downgrade you to the free plan, but the first version sounded more dramatic.)
If you regret giving us your money within 30 days, we'll reluctantly return it. Our accountant will be sad, but we'll get over it. No questions asked (mostly because we don't want to hear your complaints).