About Weggle - Our Mission & Vision

what the fuck is a weggle

Weggle was created as a joke in 2023 by some sleep-deprived dude named supex. This madlad built the whole thing during nightshifts while working as a caretaker for old folks. Glits rits byts - somehow this shit kept evolving.

2024 rolled around and supex cobbled together the most janky-ass website you've ever seen. It was held together with digital duct tape and prayers. By December, it miraculously got user profiles and file uploads - actually useful stuff, shocking right?

2025 is when this trainwreck finally got its act together. Site's actually decent now. Updates drop whenever supex isn't passed out from exhaustion. Features keep popping up like weeds. It's still weird as hell, but hey, that's the point.

2023

weggle is created as a joke

2024

crude website is created, late december integrated user profiles and file uploads

2025

finally revamped and improved - improving the site frequently - adding more features with time.

the 6 commandments

shit we try not to fuck up too bad

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Weird Ideas Only

Most of this crap was coded at 3AM while the old folks were snoring. If it's not strange enough to make you question my sanity, it's not going in the codebase.

people

Community or Whatever

Look, I built this for the three people who actually use it. If you're here, congrats on finding this digital dumpster fire. Maybe invite a friend so I don't feel like I'm talking to myself.

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Security-ish

I Googled 'how to make website secure' and implemented the first Stack Overflow answer that didn't immediately crash everything. Your data is probably fine unless someone really wants it.

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It Kinda Works

If you can figure out how to use this janky hellscape of a UI, you deserve a medal. I test features by seeing if they break when I mash random keys. So far, so good.

speed

Fast-ish Sometimes

Website runs on whatever laptop I could afford on a caretaker's salary. When traffic spikes above 5 users, expect the responsiveness of a sloth on sedatives. I'll upgrade when I win the lottery.

backup

Probably Won't Delete Your Stuff

Backups happen whenever I remember, which is roughly the frequency of solar eclipses. Pro tip: keep your own copies of anything important, I'm running this on prayer and caffeine.

The Brain-Damaged Idiots Running This Shitshow

we found these dumbasses on discord and regretted it immediately

supex

Sleep-Deprived Dipshit

Coded this entire trash pile while wiping old people's asses at 3AM. Fueled by Monster Energy and hatred. Will tell you to fuck off if you report a bug during his 2-hour sleep window.

grantkoko

Mentally Unhinged Lithuanian

Fucking psychopath we met on discord who somehow became an admin. Speaks in tongues when angry. Once deleted half the database because someone posted anime he didn't like. Fear him.

NecDyte

Music Ruiner

Makes dogshit YouTube videos where he takes perfectly good songs and adds so much reverb you'd think he recorded them in a fucking toilet. Claims his AMVs are 'art' despite using Windows Movie Maker from 2003.

Vivillies

Useless Complainer

Hasn't written a single line of code but has 10,000 opinions on why everything is 'fucking garbage'. Got assigned a role because we needed a fourth person on the website. Still waiting for him to do literally anything.

you wanna work here? seriously?

somehow still alive after reading this garbage? perfect. we need fresh meat for our lithuanian berserker to terrorize. compensation delivered exclusively in the form of intense regret and lukewarm monster energy.

attach_money paid in discord nitro

psychology mental trauma guaranteed

nightlight 3am coding sessions required

campaign supex screaming in your ear

support tech support is just crying

pest_control bugs? you mean features

chair premium seating (milk crate)

sports_bar friday drinks (alone, sobbing)

throw your life away